GEEZER-POLLS FINDS 17 MILLION REPUBLICAN VOTERS DID NOT RECEIVE TREATMENT AFTER SHOOTING THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT!Posted: July 15, 2017
Infected Republican foot with self-inflicted bullet hole wound.
GEEZER-POLLS just announced that 17 million Republican voters who shot themselves in the foot in the last election have been denied medical treatment due to lack of medical insurance coverage. All refused Obama-care, and existing medical insurance has been cancelled due to proposed legislation that has confounded actuaries. The 17 million did not receive emergency room care, follow-up medical care, or psychiatric care due to being trumped six months ago. Many are wearing the bullet they used on a chain around their neck.
The most interesting part of the poll is that 15 million of the 17 million plan to shoot themselves in the other foot in 2018; even though none of the prior wounds have been medically treated and most are infected. Many have developed a red rash around their neck.
Republican members of Congress had, and have, concierge medical coverage and have been treated; however, each has a hard-to-see scar on their foot due to the fact that they keep their wounded foot in their mouth. All refused recommended psychiatric treatment.
Geezer-polls has a margin of error of plus or minus 99 %.